[THEFERMANATOR]

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out: "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

Pa replies: "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

Ma yells back: "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

So…. Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back: "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"

Ma replies: "Stick yur head in the hole!"

Pa yells back: "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"

Ma says: "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back: "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"

Ma hollers back: "Now take your head out of the hole!"

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling: "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

To which Ma replies: "Hurt's, don't it?!"