Used boat ads are.....” funny”
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			I’ve found lots of BS associated with boats for sale...here are a few funny ones: 
 
1. The hate to see her go.....when it means can’t wait to sell before the problem becomes worse and it becomes hard to sell. 
 
2. The limited pics ad -   Hey why no pictures of the deck, seating, helm and cuddy? 
Could it be because it’s rotted out busted up and looks horrible? 
 
3. The “ in good shape for its age”.....oh that’s a real winner that can mean transom , deck, etc water logged over past 30 years kept in water. 
 
4 “ Freshly cleaned up”.....buyer beware for the good old painted over the rust routine! 
 
Got others ?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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