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DEMOCRAT: YOU HAVE TWO COWS, YOUR NEIGHBOUR HAS NONE, YOU RAISE TAXES TO HELP YOUR NEIGHBOUR
BUY A COW, BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO SELL 1 OF YOURS TO PAY THE INCREASE IN TAXES.

REPUBLICAN: YOU HAVE TWO COWS, YOUR NEIGHBOUR HAS NONE: YOU MOVE TO A BETTER NEIGHBOURHOOD.

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