[THEFERMANATOR]

Just a quick update. The revised due date is May 24th which is really close to the origanal May 26th due date. We went to the doctor today, and unfortunately she isn't progressing at this point in time, and he's getting concerned because it is almost her due date, and her weight is starting to go down already. He actually wanted her to go to the hospital tonight to start inducing her, and with next Monday being Memorial day, he won't be able to do it until next Friday. BUT she has some things at work she needs to finish up tommorrow, so she goes in on the 26th for an ultrasound to check the baby, fluid levels, and if there is any problems. if there is anything he will induce her then, but if not she is scheduled to go in at 5PM on the 29th, and deliver on the 30th. The hospital will only allow 2 scheduled deliveries a day(they consider inducing or c sections a scheduled delivery), so she has to wait until the 29th unless there is aproblem. If theres a problem he can over ride the hospital and do one anyways. So not out of the woods yet with this one. I still say he will come on the 26th myself, but we will see. I just cannot have him arrive on the 27th as that is my wifes birthday, and she's still mad at me because our anniversary is the 30th, so she gets an annibirsary instead of her birthday and a seperate anniversary.

For the time being my wife is walking around the house yelling "GET OUT, YOU'RE BEING EVICTED!" at her stomach.