[bassarama]

You know how MJ loves to fish right? *He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see any one. *He thought he was dreaming when he *heard *the *voice *say again, "Pick me up." *He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

MJ said, "Are you talking to me?"

The *frog *said, *"Yes, I'm talking to you. *Pick me up. *Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. *I'll then give you more sexual pleasure that you ever could have dreamed of."

He looked *at *the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then *the *frog said, "What, are you nuts? *Didn't you hear what I said? *I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never had."

MJ *opened *his *pocket, *looked *at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."


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