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Unread 10-01-2014, 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by spareparts View Post
my neighbor, growing up, had an issue with his other neighbors bull dog, the dog kept peeing on his flowers(his flower garden was his wifes hobby). The dog kept killing his flowers by peeing on them or digging them. One day he took a metal trash can lid and set it down between the flowers, he hooked a long jumper wire from the trash can lid to the coil wire on his lawn mower. He hid around the corner and waited till he herd pee hitting the trash can lid, once he heard it, he pulled on the rope start for the pawn mower. Needless to say, the dog never came back in his yard. You could see that dog just stare at him from his yard, but he never came back in that yard again

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