Investment opportunity
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			Gentlemen, 
 
A group of us in Savannah are considering investing in a large cat ranch near  Hermosillo, Mexico. It is our intention to start rather small with about  one million cats. Each cat averages about twelve kittens each year;  skins can be sold for about twenty cents for the white ones and up to  forty cents for the black. This will give us twelve million cat skins  per year to sell at an average price of around thirty-two cents, making  revenue about $3 million a year. This averages out to about $10 thousand  a day excluding Sundays and holidays. 
 
A good Mexican cat man can  skin about fifty cats per day at a wage of $3.15 a day. It will take  only 633 men to operate the ranch, so the net profit would be over  $8,200 per day. 
 
Now, the cats would be fed on rats exclusively. Rats  multiply four times faster than cats. We would start a rat ranch  adjacent to our cat ranch. If we started with four million rats, we will  have four rats per cat per day. The rats will be fed on the carcasses of  the cats we skin. This will give each rat a quarter of cat per day. You  can see by this that the business is a clean operation,  self-supporting, and really automatic throughout. The cats will eat the  rats, and the rats will eat the cats, and we will get the skins. 
 
We plan to organize a Mexican corporation with one centavo par value stock.  This is equal to .0008 share, American currency.  We plan to sell 99,000,000 shares at par.  This is $79,200.00 American dollars, or is it $792.00? 
 
Eventually,  it is our hope to cross the cats with snakes because snakes skin  themselves twice a year. This will save the labor costs of skinning the  cats as well as giving us two skins per cat per year. 
 
Let me know if you are  interested. As you can imagine, we're rather particular whom we want in  this deal. And we want the fewest investors possible.  
 
Sincerely yours, 
 
Bradford
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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