[bradford]

Funny! Especially the first one.

Old friend of mine and I were at a cookout/party once. Their was a couple there that my friend knew the girl before she hooked up with her boyfriend. The boyfriend was an a$$ and treated her like crap, beat her occasionally etc. He and I didn't get along much either for other reasons. My friend was making burgers for everyone and when he got to the boyfriend's he pulled down the back of his pants and put the bun to his a$$ and ripped a greasy one. Quickly put the bun on the counter pulled up his pants and finished making his burger. It was wrong, but this guy was one who deserved it. Was hard not to laugh when he took a big bite out of it.