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GLOSSARY OF TERMS USED ON POWER BOAT SWAP SHOP
Make Offer: Seller wants 5x market value
Maintained with open checkbook: Once paid guy to change oil
Less than X hours on rebuild: Multiply that number by 10
Never left in water over night: Leaks like a sieve
Needs carbs rebult/cleaned: Has rod knock
No price listed: Personal museum piece, not for sale
Runs 90 MPH : On trailer
700 HP : Stock BBC with fake AN
Build Sheet : Jegs Wish List
No Location Given : Personal museum piece, not for sale
Needs TLC : Needs hauled to landfill
4500 Watt System : Sony Explode amp and sub from Walmart
BAHA for Baja : Seller is an idiot
OMC : Obsolete Marine Corporation
New Interior : 7 years ago sunpad was replaced
No expense spared : Mechanic screwed me
One soft spot in floor : Rotten stringers
No low balls : Don’t offer me what it’s worth
Needs minor repair : Won’t start or float
Fresh water only: Salt water boat
“Freshened”: Needs total overhaul
1978 hull rebuilt in 2008: 37 year old boat
Trailer ready to tow anywhere: No lights, no brakes, bad bearings, 2 flat tyres
Rebuilt: Krylon paint