Airport Security
CATSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results
December 2013 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From TAMPA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT :
Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3172
Enlarged Prostates 8249
Breast Implants 59350
Natural Blondes 3
It was also discovered that 435 members of congress had no balls.
Thought you'd like to know.
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1987 V20 w/1987 150HP Yamaha on a Shoreland'r Trailer
1978 16.5 Airslot w/1996 120HP Force on a Four Winns trailer
1996 V21 w/1993 200HP Mercury on a Shoreline Trailer
All towed by a 5.7L Hemi Durango.
If God didn't have a purpose for us we wouldn't be here, so
Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly.
(Leave the rest to God) 
Silence, in the face of evil, is itself evil. Not to speak is to speak, not to act is to act. God will not hold us guiltless.
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