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Too hot? Global warming.
Too cold? Climate change.
Polar ice receding? Global warming.
Polar ice expanding? Climate change.
Heavy rain? Flood? Global warming/climate change.
Drought? Global warming/climate change.
Wildfire? Global warming/climate change.
Tornado? Global warming/climate change.
Hurricane? Global warming/climate change.

When you next encounter a true believer, ask them what weather phenomenon they can't attribute to global warming, er, climate change. Then sit back, sip your drink and enjoy the show.