[charlie_the_tuna]

so my wife calls me thursday morning before my first train and tells me she hit 5 out of 6 numbers on powerball. nowhere near what i would need to walk away from my job but it will ease some of the pressure over the summer.
see, i've been hustling all winter and decided to take an easy, short job for the summer. my wife is a building aide in the local high school so she loses her paycheck in the summer. we were worried about losing alot of money for the summer but this windfall will help us get through till the summer's gone.
ONE FRIGGIN' NUMBER AWAY AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN $365,000,000.
365 MILLION DOLLARS.
i would have quietly walked off the train and that would have been the last time i ever worked. oh well, she won 10 grand, $6,600. after taxes and we're very grateful for that.
ONE FRIGGIN' NUMBER!!!