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Unread 04-01-2013, 02:38 PM
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Default Omg!

A guy was asked by his co workers all the time to go out after work for a drink, but his wife would never understand, so he never went.

Then this one day they begged him, and he said ok I will go for just one quick drink to make everyone happy.

Well one lead to another, and before he knew it he was drunk, and it was near midnight!!

When he gets home he sneaks up the stairs were the wife was sound a sleep!

He says I know I will crawl in under the covers and give her oral sex so good she would never be mad at him! So he gets in and under the covers and proceeds to give her best! Then feeling good abot what he just did went to clean up in the bathroom.

As he enters the bathroom he turns on the light and there is his wife, he screams!! What are you doing in here? She says what you think, then starts to say its late and that his mother is staying the night in are room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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