I had a deal a little like that a couple years ago at a home depot.... I was looking at something on the bottom shelf and a guy got pretty close reaching over me to get something off an upper shelf. He literally stunk bad enough to make me gag a bit.... I kinda gasped and moved away from him and waited for him to finish.... As he started to leave I went to continue my shopping and he said "You got a fkn problem with me?" without looking up, I said "just go handle your business" He said "what the hell is that supposed to mean? are you a fkn homophobe?" Until this point I hadn't even noticed that he was wearing clothes too tight and carrying a purse! .... I said "I was actually trying to be nice... You stink worse than any person or for that matter worse than any farm animal I've ever encountered..... My moving away had nothing to do with your sex life" .... He looked shocked... I then continued... "Since you asked though I don't much care for faggots either, now get the fck out here before I stop trying to be nice!"
Sure as chit he just huffed, turned and swayed hips out of that isle.
I had been having a rough day but I must have laughed out loud 10 times that night....
Last edited by smokeonthewater; 01-24-2013 at 01:09 AM.
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