[Stinky_Hooker]

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went for counseling. When asked
what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing
every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling
unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got
up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and
kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife needs at
least 3 times a week. Can you do this?'

The husband replied,






'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I
fish.'