My favorite I get all the time: "Georgia has a coast?!?!?"
One of my favorites happened to an employee of mine. He was at the ramp when a guy comes up, engine WOT but only goin 10MPH. He asked the guy whats wrong with his boat and the other guy told him he didnt know, it was the first boat he ever owned. So my employee, Jim, got in with him and they made a loop around. They get back to the ramp and Jim is scratchin his head when he realizes there is a line stretched taught from the bow. He thought this dumbazz has done ran over his bow line. Thats when Jim leans over the bow and sees the trailer still attached to the bottom of the boat.......
You can't make this schizz up people 
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- The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but obtainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.
Lucky Jack - .......The Surprise is not old; no one would call her old. She has a bluff bow, lovely lines. She's a fine seaboat: weatherly, stiff and fast, very fast, if she's well handled. No, she's not old; she's in her prime.
85' Wellcraft 20 Fisherman "Guale Girl"
1979 Alumnacraft 14 - STILL got holes in it
2006 WS Tarpon160f - "Mudd Butt"
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