Just got back from Atlanta. Nicest funeral I have ever attended. Both of his daughters and son-in-laws made fine speaches at the service in the huge chapel. His eldest daughter told of his last days and commented about a list of 10 Clean Jokes that Don had written on a small piece of paper. He was always trying to make people laugh. I thought I would share.
In the chapel with 150 people, she starts;
A Hooker Walks Into a Bar walks up to the first guy she sees and says,
"This is your lucky day, I will do anything you want for only 300 buck$.
The thing is, you have to tell me exactly what you want in three words."
The man replied , "That sounds Great!"
The man reaches for his wallet and places three crisp hundred dollar bills on the bar, One hundred, Two hundred, Three Hundred.
The Hooker takes the money and asks, "What will it be?"
To which the man replies,
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PAINT MY HOUSE.
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