Exzackery disease
A woman goes to a Chinese sex doctor and tells him, "Doc, I can't get laid to save my life"
Doc says, "Hoh, I unnastan probrem. Rill you prease drop pants and turn round."
"What?!?!?!" the lady exclaims......
Doc says," Prease drop pants, I am doctor"
So the lady drops her pants and turns around......
Doc says," Hoh, I see probrem. You hab Exzackery disease...."
the lady replies," Exzackery disease?!?!, What the hell is that?!?!?!"
Doc replies, "Your azz rooks exzackery rike your face!!!!"
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