An old acquaintance and I were talking the other day.
We started talking about family, he said he had three boys.
I said I have one girl.
He said he felt sorry for me.
What?
I feel sorry for you because I know what my teenage boys are thinking about 24/7.
Yeah, I remember being that age.
He said his boys were easier because all he had to worry about was three peckers at a time. Having a girl meant that I had to worry about all peckers...all of the time..
NICE...