I had an elderly black gentleman ask me for directions the other day but the way he did it was kinda weird.
Man: " Excuse me sir can I ask you somethin?"
Me: "Sure"
Man: "Dont shoot, all I need is directions!"
Me: " Why would I shoot you for askin for directions?"
Man: " I dunno just seems like everyone here carries a gun."
Me: "We do, but we aint gunna shoot you for directions! Well, as long as you aint lookin for my house are ya?"
Thought it was kinda funny............
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85' Wellcraft 20 Fisherman "Guale Girl"
1979 Alumnacraft 14 - STILL got holes in it
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