[CaptJ]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

Out before the holidays. Be safe always. Please, take care of yourself.

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by the assholes who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, milk and **** like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

This message is sent to you by someone who is a drinker and worries about your safety.