RB, now that is funny!
SSI - I'm a Tide and Bounce man too but for those ground-in, hard to remove BBQ stains I sometimes resort to SHOUTing it out.
Tide --> Powder or Liquid? <-- My take is they are both messy and work equally well at attaining that mountain spring fresh smell.
How 'bout these:
Ford or John Deere?
Costa Del Mar or Maui Jim?
Bacon or Sausage?
Blonde or Brunette?
Honda or Toyota?
PC or Mac?
Busch Lite or.....awe hell no, we ain't goin back there!!
