Guess the gates are open.......
What did Daniel Boone say to Davy Crockett when they peered over the wall at the Alamo????????
Where the hell did all these landscapers come from?!?!?!?!
Couple o' one-liners:
Horse walks into a bar, bartender says why the long face????
What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
Walk 'em and pitch to the Rhino.
If the Dove is the bird of peace what is the bird of true love?
The Swallow
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw
What do a Walrus and tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal
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- The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but obtainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.
Lucky Jack - .......The Surprise is not old; no one would call her old. She has a bluff bow, lovely lines. She's a fine seaboat: weatherly, stiff and fast, very fast, if she's well handled. No, she's not old; she's in her prime.
85' Wellcraft 20 Fisherman "Guale Girl"
1979 Alumnacraft 14 - STILL got holes in it
2006 WS Tarpon160f - "Mudd Butt"
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