my favorite is "needs tlc". uggh. i looked at boats with rotten transoms, boats that had been sittting in the backyard for years, boats that had been smashed into docks, and boats that didnt have one square inch of decent gelcoat. every single one of them was in good condition or could use a little tlc according to their owner. i sold my 26ft albemarle last fall, before i put it on the market, i spent a ton of time repairing the gelcoat and detailing it, im not sure i could have listed with a clear conscience some of the boats ive looked at
