I here by give limited permission for said yankee signee to cross the Mason Dixon line for a limited time South(Gods country).
I( fill in your name), promise not to explain thats the way we do it up North. Nor do I compain about any Southern custom, nor do i complain about Southern drivers. I do swear to bring at least one transplant yankee back with me when I return in lew of serverence pay for having to deal with my Yankee ways.
Please fill in and sign, I'll need to get a Southern Notary to stamp it,...... Reel?
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