[Road King Cole]

I just love coming home to the wagging tail of my lab. She has to run and get one of her toys in her mouth before she comes and greets me, sits down in front of me with her whole body shaking from the wagging.

The wife however, won't get off her fat ***.

I always loved this test:

Put your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then see which one is happy to see you.

rkc