The Cat in the Hat..... On aging
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my God... what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad....can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The golden years
have come at last.
The golden years,
Can kiss my ***. 
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1987 V20 w/1987 150HP Yamaha on a Shoreland'r Trailer
1978 16.5 Airslot w/1996 120HP Force on a Four Winns trailer
1996 V21 w/1993 200HP Mercury on a Shoreline Trailer
All towed by a 5.7L Hemi Durango.
If God didn't have a purpose for us we wouldn't be here, so
Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly.
(Leave the rest to God) 
Silence, in the face of evil, is itself evil. Not to speak is to speak, not to act is to act. God will not hold us guiltless.
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