Don't say nothin and just park it in your neighbors driveway and comment on what a nice boat it is. If she agrees it is a nice boat and yall say we should get one like it then take her out for a real nice dinner,wine and dine her(maybe get her drunk,just sayin),make it a great evening together then during the night move it to your yard. Morning rolls around then surprise,It's ours! If'n that fails then say just kiddin honey and get rid of it before the check clears.
