[reelapeelin]

A redneck was walking home late at night and saw a woman in the shadows.

''Twenty dollars' she whispers.

Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks.

So they hide in the bushes.

They're 'engaged' for a minute when all of a sudden a light
flashes on them.

It is a police officer. 'What's going on here, people?' asks
the officer.

'I'm making love to my wife!,' Bubba answers sounding annoyed.

'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'

'Well, neither did I, 'til ya shined that light in her face! "