Lottery
A husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won the Lottery?"
She didn't hesitate for a second and said, "I'd take half, then leave you."
After 20 years of marriage, I so respected and appreciated the honesty of her straight forward answer. I said, "Excellent, I won 12 bucks, here's $6, now get out."
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Tis better to be quiet and thought a fool than open your mouth and prove it!!
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