I thought it was frogs too. Didn't see anyone topless (there), but we didn't have to wear any balloon hats either.
Yes, makes me want to go on a cruise soon. They treat you right.
Sorry the weather wasn't all that great, but it could'a been worse. We had rainy\stormy trips. The first time we went to the caymen's, the water was too rough to tender to shore. Broke out the champagne we brought onboard and made mimosa's to start our "fun day at sea". So, it didn't suck. I don't mind hanging out at the adult pool with a bucket 'o beer by my side.