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Originally Posted by garagenc
This one nearly brought tears to my eyes………….
Never Lose Your Grandson!
A heartwarming story.
My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.........
He approached a uniformed security guard and said,
"I've lost my grandpa!"
"The guard asked, "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Jack Daniel's whiskey, and women with big tits."
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Kid's gonna have to narrow it down a bit...that discription covers a whole lot of us!!...
