[CaptJ]

> A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
> months,
>
> yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
>
> One day, when he came ouit of the coma, he motioned for her to come
> nearer.
>
> As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what? '
>
> You have been with me all through the bad times.
>
> When I got fired, you were there.
>
> When my business failed, you were there.

When I got shot, you were there.
>
> When we lost the house, you were right there.
>
> When my health started failing, you were still there. You know what?'
>
> 'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with
> warmth.
>
> 'I think you're bad luck... Get the **** away from me!