[CaptJ]

Sorry if I am boring you guys haven't checked my email in a bit and couldn't let the funny ones just sit there.

Mall Antics

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 88).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a Teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours; green, red, orange And blue. My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked: " What's the matter
Old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on His response; knowing that he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
"Got stoned once and focked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my Son"