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The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father on his way home from work suddenly

remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the salesperson, 'How

much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?

"We have: Work Out Barbie , Shopping Barbie , Beach Barbie,

Disco Barbie , Ballerina Barbie, Astronaut Barbie, Skater Barbie

all priced at $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It 's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie

$265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:

'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's

Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, Ken's Best Friend,

and a key chain made with Ken's balls.