A certain bigshot administrator around here is having a birthday tomorrow.
Shhhhhhh. Don't tell him, it's a surprise but I'm getting him the same thing I got him last year only in a different color (No willy. It doesn't involve velvet or leather 

).
Happy Birthday big fella. 

As willy would say; "Take care and comb your hair". Oh, wait. You don't have any hair. 
