I'll translate that safe commit from female speak to plain english, I hear it all the time from my customers. In man's terms, it means" you've spent more money on that crappy boat than you have on me, so from now on, I going to make sure you're miserable every time you use it". You best bet is to buy her another book to read while in the boat and get her a more comfortable lounge chair to sit in while reading it.
BTW, why is it that women feel the need to read a book while in a boat????
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