I'm with Tsubaki. Put MJ and CB out front on the driveway in a couple of plastic lawn chairs and a kiddie pool full of beer. Stay up till about 10am every nite. Sit in the garage and clean your guns with Metallica blasting (preferably Master of Puppets or the ...And Justice for All albums, better yet play Megadeth!). Wear camo. Fly a Jolly Roger. Empty a few clips of blanks at random every couple of months. Put a half hog on the smoker. Invite your cop friends over but have them show up with lights flashing to give the impression you are into bigger and worse stuff than they are.
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1985 Wellcraft V-20, Evinrude ETEC 150: SOLD
1979 Marine Trader 44, twin Ford Lehman 120s
2006 Panga 14, Tohatsu 20
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