[reelapeelin]

A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Polish
Sausage"

The clerk looked at him and asked "Are you Polish?"

The guy,clearly offended,says"Well, yes I am. But let me
ask you something.
If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I
was Italian ?

Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I
was German ?

Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if
I was ***ish?

Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was
Mexican Would ya, huh ? Would Ya"

The clerk says, "Well no"

"And if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask
me if I was Irish?

What about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I was
Canadian?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't,"

With self-indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then,
why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish
Sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."