Hand Job
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, Walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50 HAMBURGER: $2.25 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50 HAND JOB: $500.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he Walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female Bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'
'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?
''Yes", she smiles and purrs, "I sure am".
The old biker replies, ''Well wash your hands real good because I want a cheeseburger''.
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