[Stinky_Hooker]

Who am I?

This is amazing. Read this and think about it and before you get to the
very bottom where you can see who it is, make a guess WHO IT IS; and then
check the bottom. It will surprise you.

§ I was born in one country, raised in another.

§ My father was born in another country.

§ I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous
women.

§ I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me.

§ My mother died at an early age from cancer.

§ Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

§ My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a
legitimate, reliable birth certificate.

§ I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was
widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non traditional beliefs &
didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye20under scrutiny.

§ I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising
myself as someone who really cared about them.

§ That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I
embarked on a new career.

§ I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who
read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned
me as a child.

§ I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the
scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office
in my 40s. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into
anything. That reinforced my conceit.

§ I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no
experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker
and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small
roofing tacks.

§ I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This
bolstered my ego.

§ At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy. I
was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity
to bash my country.

§ But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the
country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could
do better and every poor person=2
0would be fed & housed for free.

§ I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was
the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making citizens
hate them & if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was
clinched tight.

§ I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the
traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular support.

§ I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope', together we could
change our country and the world. So, I started to make my speeches sound
like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include
"persecuted minorities" like the ***s. My true views were not widely known
& I needed to keep them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.

§ I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out
what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined
those people I associated with. I'm glad they didn't.

§ Then I became the most powerful man in the world.

§ And the world learned the truth.

Who am I???















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