[reelapeelin]

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
throat. Naturally the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at
a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture."

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I
noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a
golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of
; the cow's butt."

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this
looks like yours!"

"I don't remember much after that..."