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Unread 03-15-2009, 06:26 PM
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I want to live my next life backwards:You start out dead and get that out of the way.Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.You work 40 years until you're too young to work.You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're =generally promiscuous.Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have =no responsibilities.Then you become a baby, and then...You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like =conditions - central heating, room service on tap,and then...You finish off as an Orgasm.I rest my case
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