[Skools Out]

Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?' she asks. 185,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 250.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' 6'1" I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'8".
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and
slim! Now I'm short and fat!'

She put me on Prozac. What a b!tch