And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness
Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,
Noticed a cute glass bowl Sitting on top of it.
With water, and in the waterFloated, of all things, a condom!
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity
About the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package On the ground.
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu All winter.'
There will be
Fewer people
Smiling in the world.