11-07-2008, 04:08 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Michigan
Posts: 2,224
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My Grandmother's advice
She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family. 'And always remember this thing,' she said. 'Be sure you marry a woman with small hands.'
'How come, Grandma?' I asked her.
She answered in her soft Irish voice. "Makes your weiner look bigger."
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
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