Would you Remarry
I saw this on the Barn and got a kick out of it.
WOULD YOU REMARRY??
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
looks over at him and asks THE question.....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WI FE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my ***elry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her fishing with you?"
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my reels ?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: ----- silence ------
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