[THEFERMANATOR]

COP AND THE LITTLE GIRL



A N. Y. City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny new bike stopped right beside him.



'Nice bike,' the cop said, 'did Santa bring it to you?'



'Yep,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'



The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, 'Next year tell Santa to put a reflector on the back.



'



The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you got there, sir.



Did Santa bring it to you?'



'Yep, he sure did,' chuckled the cop.







The little girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top...'