Hey, a long lost relative. Thanks for the post!
Tell the shop owner that you heard from a expert (me) that it's cursed by the Ubangee pygmy tribe and unless its returned to it's rightful owner bad fortune will befall the storekeeper. I know this is true because I think I seen it in a movie somewhere!
$36 is a little to steep for me, I mean what with the curse and all. But if they just want to unload it before something really bad happens I might take it off their hands for $12. That way I'll still have $1188 of my Stimulus Check left over to pay the Ubangee Chief to remove the curse.
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