oh crap, i should have given you the "boy" method.
well in case anybody else is planning on impregnating their wife and wants to guarantee a boy here's what you do.
take a good pair of shoes, the ones you got married in or your work shoes.
put them under her side of the bed, toes facing out.
worked twice for me. i have two boys.
this was passed to me from an old hatian voodoo woman.
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hammer aint.
stinkpot aint.
sawdust aint.
rainbow aint.
maco sure as sh!t aint.
randle? ha ha ha.
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